I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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