But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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