she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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