Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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