Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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