it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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