just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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