yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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