There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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