I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
