She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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