omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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