I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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