I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
