just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
