let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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