I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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