I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Couch. On fire.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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