im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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