butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i love accidental penises.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
