Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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