So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
there is glitter all over my balls
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