Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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