She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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