Need sex. Gaining weight.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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