I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
So vagazzling was a success
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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