it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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