Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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