It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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