she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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