it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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