I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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