3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
