My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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