I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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