Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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