Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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