how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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