So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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