Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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