They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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