The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
