ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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