Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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