just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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