Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
