omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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