Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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