WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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