i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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