I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
