You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She announced her abortion via fbk
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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