am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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