May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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