During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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