I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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